Monday, August 2, 2010

This Woman is An Idiot

Alarming news has just come to me via the Intertubes.

LADY GAGA CROSSES HER LEGS TO PROTECT HER...CREATIVITY?
[LA Times Gossip Blog -- August 2, 2010 | 1:37 pm]

Lady Gaga sings like a bird in the September issue of VANITY FAIR, opening up about drug use, isolation, success and the extremely private place where she stores her creativity.

"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina," Gaga says...
Uh, babe -- I don't think what's leaking out down there is your creativity, if you know what I mean.

Oh, and if somebody can tell me why the chorus boys she's having sex with in the "Alejandro" video...



...all look like Moe Howard from The Three Stooges, I probably wouldn't believe you anyway.